i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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