when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
you never un-have a 4some
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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