he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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