But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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