No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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