Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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