If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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