He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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