I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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