Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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