Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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