Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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