Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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