i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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