There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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