this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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