...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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