Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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