I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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