Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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