Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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