I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
God I need to hump something, right now.
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