my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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