This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Pooping to opera.
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