big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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