Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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