I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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