i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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