do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
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Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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