Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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