If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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