At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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