I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
