I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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