How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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