My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
im on a boat
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