New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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