I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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