I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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