She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
