do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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