How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Randomize
