can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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