I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you win again, gameday.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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