It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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