She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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