Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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