best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I got inside last night via doggy door
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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