This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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