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I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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