Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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