Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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