Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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