My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
The Olympian is in my bed
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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