so explain again why im purple
no
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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