Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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