Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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