You're so nebulous sometimes
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just high enough for therapy.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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